The He Said - She Said column is our version of an advice column, Here, readers ask questions of all sorts and our advisers rather ruthlessly dole out the brutal truth.

Please note, this column is meant for entertainment purposes and is not intended to be actual, literal solutions to problems. These answers are typically laden with sarcasm and should be taken for what they are - entertainment. JABmedia and Alcoholmanac Magazine assume no responsibility for any imbecile who is harmed in any way (physically or otherwise) for actually taking the advise contain herein.